This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
