You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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