What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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