It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I want to make a zoo with you.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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