just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
