More tranny stories later!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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