I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just tell him i said nine months
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
the day after is always just damage control
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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