i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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