you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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