How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
just tell him i said nine months
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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