Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
