he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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