So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish they made helmets for livers.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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