From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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