I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i think i have herpe
just one?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
