Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Blow job season was short but glorious.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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