I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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