You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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