Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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