i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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