I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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