I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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