whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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