last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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