i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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