Small penises have feelings too.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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