thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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