How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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