Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.