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(519): View more from Ontario

Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.

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(905): View more from Toronto

She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.

(416): View more from Ontario

Got yourself a keeper right there.

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(916): View more from California

17 year olds will be the death of me.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again

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(772): View more from Florida

No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join

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(313): View more from Michigan

Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.

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(207): View more from Maine

DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career

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(303): View more from Colorado

We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options

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(419): View more from Ohio

He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.

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