he thought i was a dude.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....