Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I need to sanitize my soul.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now