Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay

(602): View more from Arizona

I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though

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(954): View more from Florida

He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now

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