Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.