that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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