Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it