So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.