i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.