I will die if light touches me.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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