yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.