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Go study a dick amy that's outrageous

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(586): Go study a dick amy that's outrageous http://tfl.nu/yka3

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Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving

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(601): Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving http://tfl.nu/z8pa

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.

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(267): He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever. http://tfl.nu/526w

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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?

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I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.

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(203): Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin? (1-203): I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight. http://tfl.nu/pi9j

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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.

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(561): My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night. http://tfl.nu/9nah

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(662): View more from Mississippi

looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme

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(662): looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme http://tfl.nu/w8jn

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(661): View more from California

fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.

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(661): fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn. http://tfl.nu/6ro6

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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.

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(307): I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA. http://tfl.nu/w3eq

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(519): View more from Ontario

That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded

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(519): That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded http://tfl.nu/gpq0

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat

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(920): I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat http://tfl.nu/rpn1

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot

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(228): I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot http://tfl.nu/chtf

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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.

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Not the worst first impression I've experienced.

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(724): Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face. (1-724): Not the worst first impression I've experienced. http://tfl.nu/reln

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(616): View more from Michigan

what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?

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i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.

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(616): what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place? (1-616): i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day. http://tfl.nu/ba7u

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"

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(304): He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance" http://tfl.nu/4970

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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.

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(732): We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best. http://tfl.nu/2ism

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