Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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