I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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