Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I can text with my tongue
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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