All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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