i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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