your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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