she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
