I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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