can u get pink eye on your cock?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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