so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i out mim tonsoeep
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