I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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