pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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