You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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