This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
operation harelip BJ is a go
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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