My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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