check it out our google latitudes are spooning
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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