no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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