May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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