Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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