New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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