Sponge bath it is.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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