I'm laying in your front yard are you home
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My life is pants optional.
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