Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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