We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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